The Get-Together That Went Off the Rails
You know that feeling when you meet up with an old friend, and you start thinking, “Why don’t we do this more often?” but by…
The MRI Incident
Let’s be clear: I didn’t ask the whole gang to come with me to get an MRI. Well, not directly. It’s just that the last…
Mimosas Ruin Everything
Birthdays are meant to be celebrated after noon—when the odds of cake and cocktails outweigh the chance of having to pretend I enjoy kale. Yet…
The Concert Ticket Fiasco
Concerts in the park are supposed to be this laid-back, summer-in-the-city kind of experience, right? You buy tickets, you show up, you sit on the…
The Road Trip Meltdown
Ah, the road trip—a time-honored tradition. A chance to escape the concrete jungle of New York City, to feel the wind in your hair, to…
The Gang Gets Insurance
You ever have one of those weeks where you think, “Hey, maybe it’s time to get my life together?” You know, do some adulting? That…
The Unbearable Awkwardness of Meeting Cute Guys
So, here’s the thing about meeting cute guys in New York City: it never goes smoothly. And when Tessa’s involved? Well, let’s just say you’d…
The Hit and Run That Wasn’t (But Maybe Was)
It all started with a simple mission: coffee. A mission we’ve completed countless times without issue. But in New York City, the line between “routine”…
The Day I Tripped on the Subway (And Into a New Client’s Life)
There are days you wake up and you just know. You know today is the day something goes spectacularly wrong. Usually, it’s on a Monday…
The Chihuahua Shushing Incident
You ever have one of those days where you wake up and think, Today will be uneventful. Nothing weird will happen. Everything will go smoothly.…
